Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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