- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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