TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

XD Jackass.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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