- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Waseem is a hard worker.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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