- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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