knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Justin Beiber

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Your're racist.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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