- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Take wrong turns

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why so serious ?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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