- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

get in the car.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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