What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

kieran is a homosexual

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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