Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your gay

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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