Knock Knock Who's there

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Manchester City

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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