- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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