- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why am I writing this...im bored

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Women's rights.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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