Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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antijoke is the best website.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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