What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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