- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

This is not a joke.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Barack Obama.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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