Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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