What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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