- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Urban ghettos

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

knock knock go away!!!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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