- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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