- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

So one time there was this woman learning...

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Black people in Camden NJ.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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