- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

France had one revolution

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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