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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Granny porn!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

a black man did not eat chicken.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.