- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Women's Rights

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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