A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What fires shots? A gun

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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