- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Abortion.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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