your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

nothing

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

hextech crafting too opieop

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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