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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Black people being friendly.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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