- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

women's rights.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Lindsay Lohan

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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