- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call an arab ?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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