Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Morning wood.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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