Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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