- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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