How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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