How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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