- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Major League Soccer

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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