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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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