- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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