i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

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