- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

XD Jackass.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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