Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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