- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Once, I went to Peru.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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