- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Your so gay, that you like men!

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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