19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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what is 3+3= 8

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no

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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