- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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