- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Guest what in the butt

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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