- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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