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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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