- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Charlie Sheen

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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