- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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