Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Justin Beiber

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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