- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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