- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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