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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

i have yougurt mit traktor

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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