Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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