why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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smell the vitamin C

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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