- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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