- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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