- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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