- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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