- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Trump will make America great again.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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