what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Sarah Palin.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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