- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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