I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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