Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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William wright is Gay

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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