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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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