What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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I'm Coming

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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