What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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