- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so punny.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Who wants $300? Me too.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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