What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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