- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Alchohol.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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