- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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