- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why so serious ?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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