your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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