- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

the midget went to the midget store

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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