- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why so serious ?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Get up Look in the mirror

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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