- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

will you like this joke my sources say no

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Women's rights

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

No!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is black and has no education A tire.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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