- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Women's Soccer.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??