- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

I <3 Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats black and large -me

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

haha

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

dat shoe shine tho

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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