- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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