- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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