Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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