Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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