Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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