- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Cripples are lame.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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