Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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