Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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