- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Cheese

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I love alchohol!

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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