- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A blind man walks into a wall.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

why girl die cancer

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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