Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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