Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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