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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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