Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Immigration Laws

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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cory

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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