- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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