- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

don't just stand there

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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