- Anti Joke

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

quantum physics?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.