- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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