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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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