Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A blind man walks into a wall.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

why girl die cancer

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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