- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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