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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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