Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What would u like to drink?

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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