- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the man sad His got raped

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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