A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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