- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Women's rights.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

whats green and slimy? green slim

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