Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Antijokes...

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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