- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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