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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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