- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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