- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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