Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Black people.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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