- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.