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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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