why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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one stop shop

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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