Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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