Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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boobs!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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