- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man died.

Sarah Palin.

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