Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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