- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Sex

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

the economy.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??