- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's blue? The sky.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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