What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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The New York Giants

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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WOw you have no life

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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