What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

purple pickles

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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