- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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