- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How old are you? 7

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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