- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

my penis

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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