Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I have a horse.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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