- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the farmer do? plant

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Indians

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

stinky boner

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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