Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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