- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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