- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

the midget went to the midget store

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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