What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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How old are you? 7

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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