What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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