what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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