Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call an arab ?

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Knock Knock! F*ck off

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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