Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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miha kako si?

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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