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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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