- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Women's professional sports

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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