What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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