How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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