Jebron Lames.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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