- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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