Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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