What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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penis in the camel

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Llamaworm

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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the bible

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A blind man watches TV

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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