what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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