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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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