Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Gay republicans

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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