- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Womens rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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