A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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silver bullet?

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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