- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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