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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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