- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Once, I went to Peru.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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