What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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