What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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