knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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