- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.