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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Ben Affleck

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

NEVER

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Racial equality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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