What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Turkeys are obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

my mind's eye?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Anti Joke

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