I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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YOLO

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Your Mom

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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