What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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