- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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