There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

what's up? my penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What has two legs? Half a cat

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

How do you end a sentence

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

800 people died last year. end of story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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