- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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