Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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