- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Once upon a time a was born

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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