What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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sky silverstein

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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A man walks into a bar

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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