Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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