- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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