- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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