What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Anti Joke

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