- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

sure!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

nice tits.

white or wheat? wheat please.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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