Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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