What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

T u r n i p s

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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